I ordered an insightful book by Peter Thiel, intended to be a gift for a friend. Made the mistake if opening the package after the return window had closed, only to discover that I'd received "13 reasons why" By Jay Asher.
I order diamonds, and receive poop in the mail. How is that fair? And can the seller even read titles of paperbacks? Now I'm stuck with crap masquerading as literature. A better use of my money would've been to watch it burn. You know, just for fun.